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Last updated 3:47 AM. Slusk was not fully awake. None of this is binding. Some of it is sticky.

Terms of Slusk

  1. By visiting slusk.biz you agree that Slusk is up.
  2. You may not use Slusk inc. products while standing. Lying down is strongly encouraged.
  3. Slusk may PM you at any hour. Slusk will mostly PM you at 3 AM.
  4. All sales are final. Nothing is actually for sale.

Privacy Policy

We collect vibes. We do not collect data. There is no server. Slusk cannot read.

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Cookie Policy (Goo Policy)

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